DreamxDatexLOL: About me,
I love cooking, animals, nature,...
DreamxDatexLOL
- 57 y/o male
- Newcastle, Australia
- English, English, English
- Pet shop Owner
- Have no children
- Last logged in: 2009-07-23 04:36:59
- ID: 23808
About me,
I love cooking, animals, nature, the outdoors.. I have a wicked sense of humour and find laughter is the best medicine.. I love to spend time with friends and family, I'm a normal guy that just loves to enjoy life and what it has to offer..
I have no piercings, one tattoo of Snakes on my left arm, would like to get another one, but unsure of what I want, so waiting to think of something I really really want..
I love home cooked meals and quiet nights at home, and I have a huge heart..
Stand up comedy is something I like watching in my spare time, especially TheFatAussieBarstard,Carl Barron and Jimeoin.. Movies well, Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson crack me up in all their films.. so comedies are always a winner..
Here to make friends local and overseas (never know when I'll need a room for a night), i have never been overseas but would love to at some stage soonish. lol
Fun,
He said...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it...
She said...You wear underpants don't you?
He said...Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said...That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said...What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said...Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said...They don't have time...!
He said...How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said...We don't know, it has never happened.
He said...Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and really, really ridiculously good-looking?
She said...It isn't...it's just they already have boyfriends...
She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said...A widow...
He said...Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said...Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women on the other hand come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge...!
Have a great day everyone!!....
Details,
I'm a romantic kinda guy, love quiet nights in, snuggling on the couch watching a DVD.. Spoiling and pampering the person in my life, not necessarily by showering them with money and gifts, but treating them like a princess..
I'm a guy who calls a woman beautiful instead of hot.
I'm a guy who calls back when you hang up on him.
I'm a guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
I'm a guy who kisses your forehead and eyes.
I'm a guy who wants to show you off to the world when your in your sweats.
I'm a guy who holds your hand in front of his friends.
I'm a guy who is constantly reminding you of how much
he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
I'm a guy who turns to his friends and says...
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